In an age where brands are really fucking mean to people on Twitter for some reason...

We here at CollegeHumor are proud to introduce DayBreak, our brand new paper towel company that will dunk on you so fucking hard you'll have no choice but to buy goddamn paper towels.

No we don't have any fucking paper towels to sell yet bitch. We're starting with being badass mf's who own your ass everyday and working backwards.

Follow DayBreak Paper Towels for the absolute finest in late stage capitalism brand puppeting done to seem cool and funny and approachable to the kids. And buy the paper towels you fat ugly cow.