Martha Stewart and Anthony Hopkins

Fun fact: they stopped dating because Martha Stewart was way too creeped out by Hopkins' performance as Hannibal Lecter in Silence of the Lambs.

Sex stuff they probably did: she crafted a lovely homemade wicker dildo while he did that creepy Hannibal Lecter thing with his lips.



Moby and Natalie Portman

Weird, I never knew the dean from Community was named Moby, nor that he dated Natalie Portman.

Sex stuff they probably did: A sex move called "The Moby Dick."



Oprah and Roger Ebert

Yep, the two famous Chicagoans briefly dated early in their careers, and Ebert is even credited with advising Oprah to syndicate her show,which worked out okay I think.

Sex stuff they probably did: I assume thumb-stuff, right?



Helen Mirren and Liam Neeson

Famously long-schlonged actor Liam Neeson and famously Hottest Grandma Ever Helen Mirren dated for a while in the 80s, after meeting on the set of the classic King Arthur film Excalibur. Odds are, they had some sex at some point.

Sex stuff they probably did: both probably just had awesome sex all the time, and realized they would both be extremely hot people with great accents well into their 60s. Cuz, I mean, DAMN.




Amanda Bynes and Seth MacFarlane


They dated in 2008, when she was 22 and he was STILL SETH MACFARLANE.

Sex stuff they probably did: I...I cannot even begin to imagine.