Looking to make a big trendy tv show that everyone'll be talking about? It BETTER have these 10 things:
A Young naive female character and older-but-still-movie-star-hot married lady are arranging a secret rendezvous at a hotel in the middle of the night and BOTH lied about their wherabouts. They both enter the room like they're gonna have a fight.... UHOH... BUT NOW THEY'RE MAKING OUT! WHAAA???
Wow! This show is unpredictable AND progressive!
Welp, looks like everything's all gonna be wrapped up. Virtuous Goodguy finally knows the truth about the criminal conspiracy and he's about to go on live tv to inform the American people, 55 minutes into this episode. I guess that's the end of the series! Weird, too, cause there's three more episodes left and this is only the first season.
OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOO!!!! THE BAD GUYS SHOT HIM!!!! ALL BETS ARE OFF!!!!
Oooh, the suave asshole dude is getting dressed after sex with a lady who ISN'T his wife... that's pretty crazy, but it probably won't get crazier than that... OH WOW HIS WIFE IS ALSO CHEATING ON HIM!!! AND the people they're CHEATING WITH are sleeping with EACH OTHER!!! Nine consecutive scenes just showed people frantically putting dress shirts back on after sex! What a show!
[Guy chalking up pool cue]
"Y'know, when I was a boy, my father branded me in the face with a dick-shaped poker."
[Nails 8-ball into corner pocket]
"...So do you really think I'm worried about this current situation on the show?"
"Did you hear? The warriors of Castle Thaykaryus have started a #PaladinLivesMatter hashtag. It's picking up some steam."
"Curse those Thaykarians. Doth they not realize that in fact ALL lives in the Middle Realm be SACRED?"
[Looking into camera] "There is much to discuss on THIS issue."