Okay, we're not totally positive these products were made only for idiots, but we're not saying they weren't either.
1. The lazy idiot's path to abs.
2. Yep, this product is as idiotic as it looks.
3. Finally, you can get rid of that gross sinner's breath.
4. It holds your coffee while you text your idiot friends about your coffee.
5. Because only losers put boring, lame-looking batteries in their TV remote.
6. If you buy this you deserve to have the police shoot you.
7. We can't even comprehend how much of a rip-off this is.
8. "Never touch your pets again!"
9. Not a phone, just a device for tweeting out bullshit.
10. Fact: nobody is ever going to fuck you again if you wear these.
11. Turn that permanent frown upside down.
12. $20 says she walks into oncoming traffic within 15 minutes of wearing this.
13. For when slightly rotating your wrist is too much effort.
14. Somebody probably got rich off this. Let that sink in for a second.
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