How many of these things have YOU fcked

Select all that apply! 

 Another Human 

 A Dildo 

 A Fleshlight

 A Mattress

 A Pie

 Couch Cushions

 A Blanket

 A Tube Sock

 The Family Dog


 A Stuffed Animal 

 Something of Sentimental Value to Your Parents 

 A Jar of Vaseline

 A Can of Pringles

 A Hairbrush Handle

 An Unidentifiable Object

 Toilet Paper Cardboard Roll

 A Chocolate Bar

 A Blow-Up Doll

 A Sex Toy That Cost More Than $75

 Something You Wouldn't Want Your Significant Other to Know About 

 A Banana

 A Plastic Bag Full of Lotion

 Something You Microwaved First

 An Electric Toothbrush

 A Traffic Cone

 A Cucumber


 A Vacuum

 A Hamster

 Pages of a Sacred Text

 A Shoe

 A Jar of Peanut Butter

 An Empty Shampoo Bottle

 A Hot Pocket