Usain Bolt proved is still the fastest man in the world, but he's unfortunately not faster than a Segway-riding cameraman. 

Usain was celebrating his win in the 200 meter race at the World Athletics Championships in Beijing, when a cameraman crept up behind him and proved why 99% of the population has no business on a Segway. 

Nobody was injured and now the internet now has this beautiful GIF to treasure forever, but c'mon, by riding a Segway you're basically saying "I want to fall on my ass, but I want it to be a surprise."

Here are 10 other people who just aren't cut out to be mall cops.