Strange things happen in Walmart, women get into shampoo brawls, people wear things like this, and apparently in Kentucky, naked psychos go apeshit in the dairy aisle. Police are currently searching for a man who decided to strip butt-naked and empty the dairy section of all it's milk. Police believe they know who the culprits are, but can't understand why they would do it according to WKYT

"The first question I would have would be, 'Why?'" said Sherriff Rodney Scott "Why would they want to do it?"

Maybe the guy is lactose intolerant and simply snapped from being deprived of ice cream for so many years. That sort of thing can drive a person to madness.