The Kiss Cam is a time-honored jumbotron tradition at sports games and a 100% fool-proof way to tell who's dating, who's just friends, and who's brother and sister. It also happens to occassionaly produce hilarious results, assuming you weren't one of the four people involved in this disaster at Wednesday's Wizards v. Hawks game. 

Source: honk4me69

It could have been worse, I mean, at least she wasn't eating nachos.