It's a scientific fact -- that I just made up -- that 95% of all food at White Castle isn't even considered food by the FDA, but a strange chemical substance made to resemble actual food. (Chickens aren't supposed to come in ring form.) Your brain ignores this fact in an intoxicated state, but only delusional/ broke (we've all been there) people eat at White Castle while sober.
Eating just a regular combo of four sliders, fry, and soda is enough to send a person to the bathroom for the remainder of the day, but eating the entire menu in one sitting? May God have mercy on the digestive system of the person foolish enough to try such a stunt.
Legend has it this man is still on the toilet today.