With the help of sex symbol Amber Rose & rap legend Method Man, Amy Schumer repurpoes a grade school rhyme into an asstastic ode to ladies' fudge machines. Lest we forget that our ass-obsessed popular culture revolves around smelly poop cutters.

You can even download the track for free on its SoundCloud page.

(h/t Rolling Stone)

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