When Baltimore's Fox45 reporter Candace Dold tossed her report to traffic reporter, Traffic Jam Jimmy -- which is clearly the best name for a traffic reporter btw -- she assumed he'd be in traffic. Instead, he was sitting in the McDonald's drive-thru trying to get a fish sandwich. 

As silly as the flub may be, I'm most shocked at the fact that Jimmy thought he could order a Fish Fillet BEFORE 10:30 a.m. McDonald's has had the same breakfast policy since 1972: no breakfast after 10:30 and no lunch before then. Get it together, Jimmy!

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