The North Pole is full of all kinds of baby daddy drama. 

You might think that Rudolph and trashy daytime talk show host Maury Povich have nothing in common, but you'd be wrong. As it turns out, Rudolph had a mother who was basically parading herself all over the North Pole and a father who was a total deadbeat. At least that's how it played out when Jimmy Kimmel combined footage from the 1964 classic with pretty much any random episode of The Maury Povich Show. And that's how holiday classics are made, kids. 

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