Everybody from Jezebel to BuzzFeed is weighing in on this week's major news event. It's not the comet landing and it's not Kim Kardashian getting naked on a magazine. 

It's a twenty year old pimple, finally getting popped. A TWENTY YEAR OLD PIMPLE. Wow.

This monster was on a man named Andy Pepper's neck. It recently formed a whitehead, and he knew it was time to unleash the beast. This will either be very satisfying or very gross to you. Maybe both if you're into that kind of thing.

Glad we could share that together.