How many X's will it take to describe how exxxtreme this is? The rumors started when the below photo was posted on Reddit by user joes_nipples:
And yesterday, a Pepsi spokesperson officially confirmed that, yes, Mountain Dew is currently testing a Doritos flavor.
"We opened up the DEW flavor vault and gave students a chance to try this Doritos-inspired flavor as part of a small program at colleges and universities."
Whereas we once lived in a world governed by logic and order, we now live in a dystopian nightmare in which chips are somehow soda. Which begs the question: what can't we combine with Doritos? Our tacos shells, our sodas, our children...nothing is safe.