Since the beginning of television -- or at least the last 10 years -- weathermen have been drawing dicks on weather maps. Sure, they like to tell you it's a cold front moving up from the south, but really, they just want an excuse to draw a dick. Jimmy Kimmel sourced through the backlogs of local news weather forecasts to put together this phallic mashup of weather patterns that look like penises. Consider it your meteorological dick joke for the day.

More weather, more dicks! Needs to Fucking Relax

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