The first rule of Ethan is: Don't fall in love with Ethan.
Sorry, that's the 8th rule. But it is a rule. Creator Ethan Gliechtenstein is a developer who made a simple, personal messaging app for his friends. It was quickly adopted by the whole internet when it was made publicly available for iOS as "an app that gives opinions."
This isn't a chat bot. Gliechtenstein personally responds to every question, sharing his opinion on topics like...
Basically, Anything But Medical Emergencies
As of press time, Ethan had not responded to CollegeHumor's team of investigative journalists. It's unclear whether that's due to high volume, or because we asked super dumb questions.