Craigslist Missed Connections is a sea of lost loves from people brought together through chance, and left only to hopelessly pine over their brief encounter. But mostly it's a bulletin board for weirdos to post messages about random people they saw once and want to fuck. 

Actual Craigslist Missed Connections get the reenactment treatment by sketch group The Kloons, who bring the tales of unrequited love to life. In this episode, a man wants to meet the girl who took his mom's van AND "get a piece of that ass."