The internet is scattered with lists and videos offering up creative ways to make your life a little easier. How about some shitty life hacks to actually make your life worse than it already is? "Why the hell would I want my life to be worse?!" Shut up and keep reading!

Wheezywaiter has lined up some incredibly easy and unproductive ways that will not help you be a better person in any way whatsoever. On the plus side, you get to cruise through life an oblivious idiot clogging up the gears of society. I tried all of them and now I'm in debt and homeless. They totally work!