Who Would REALLY Win if Superman and Batman Fought
By Caldwell Tanner
Who Would Really Win if Batman and Superman Fought 1. Superman and Batman battle each other on a rooftop. In the foreground, an excited nerd addresses the camera. Nerd: At long last, the epic showdown between Batman and Superman is finally upon us! 3. The nerd clenches his fists in anticipation. Nerd: I can't wait to see who wins! 4. Close-up of the nerd getting punched in the face. 5. Nerd lies on the ground in a daze while a mugger steals his wallet. Behind him several criminals and a few Lexcorp robots loot the city. In the sky batman and superman continue to fight. Nerd: Oh right, crime. Crime wins. End.