What You're Really Saying With Your Dating App
By Hallie Cantor
tinder I want to have sex with anyone. grindr I want to have sex with anyone with a penis. bang with friends I want to have sex with anyone who went to my high school. badoo I am in an ad on the subway. okcupid I'm normal! I promise! Please believe me! match.com I know you can't buy happiness, but I think you can probably buy a significant other. jdate I want to date someone just like my parents! christian mingle I want to date someone just like my parents, but not have sex! hinge I love that my friends are more attractive than me. grouper I hate that my friends are more attractive than me. how about we I bet I'm quirkier than you. lulu I'm so over my ex that I spend time writing mean things about them on the internet. eharmony I am one million years old. facebook I don't know what a dating site is.