Kim and Kanye's Wedding Invite

By Will Stephen

Kanye Omari West
 
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

request the honor that you would have 
in witnessing the eternal union
of the two most gargantuan titans 
in the history of global artistic enterprise
and shit

saturday, april the fifteenth, 
the year two A.Y. (after yeezus)
four in the morning, on a fucking spaceship

please join in our joy
or suck our fuckin dicks

Kisses!!!!!!!






GIFT REGISTRY


- A piece of a star

- The beating heart of Liberace

- An endangered lion cub wearing Jordans

- OMG that Audrey Hepburn poster!!!!!!

- Jimmy Choo diapers with iPads on them

- Elton John gone off that Molly in a glass case that rotates and lights up and shit

- Versace leather shower curtain

- Gummy worms!!!!!!

- A hug from Mother Theresa

- Family Guy DVD

- Fashion Week renamed Yeezy's Shit

- Oooo, lip gloss that tastes like Sweet Tea Vodka!!!!

- An Indian elephant but, like, with my face

- Zune

- A bunny!!!!!!!!

- Cabinet spot in that Obama shit

- Mini-Me dancing in an igloo

- Pez!!!!!!

- Mount Rushmore 

- Kitchenaid five-speed blender (used is fine)