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Drake's OkCupid Profile
My Self-Summary Don't really know what I'm doin' on this site, but thought I'd give it a shot haha... OVO that's wassup... What can I say. I've loved, I've lost. I've been hurt along the way. Heart ripped out of my chest more times than I can count... Sigh... Where are you, baby... I miss you... Damn... And sure, I'm afraid of getting hurt again. Who isn't? Psh. It's a journey, and I'm just looking for a fellow traveler. Man, I guess that's just the motion... As for me? I'm spontaneous, ridiculous, introverted... Great smile... Flirty, fun, sarcastic... I love a night out on the town or a night in with friends... Netflix... Haha... What I'm doing with my life Stacking millions. Making sure you remember the name. Doing it better than anybody else does. Looking back and seeing how far I've come... Wondering if true love exists... Thinking of you... Always... I mean, damn... I'm really good at: Listening... Comforting your mom when she's having a rough day... Fucking you right... Taking you on the road and showing you how a real mothafucka live... Makin' blueberry pancakes... Keeping these fuckin' rappers in check... Gettin' a case of the giggles... Crochet... The first thing people usually notice about me: That I'm Drizzy Mothafuckin' Drake and I ain't goin' nowhere. Lost the wheelchair Cute eyes :) Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food Books: Eat Pray Love. Music: Elliott Smith. Big Tymers. Young Money Cash Money. That OVO and that XO. Celine Dion. That Lumineers record is pretty dope... Movies: Silver Linings Playbook. Eat Pray Love movie. It's Complicated. Inception was crazy... Shows: Pretty Little Liars. Degrassi (haha for real tho...). Cosby for the sweaters. I fux w Dharma & Greg reruns... And Downton Abbey on that crazy shit... Food: Weak ass rappers... Haha... Jus playin... Anything w cilantro. The six things I could never do without: 1. That little shaved stripe in my hair. 2. A new ting on my arm. 3. My old friends. 4. My Kindle Fire. 5. Canadian healthcare. 6. Memories of us... I spend a lot of time thinking about: That ass, as seen from different angles. How love fades. What it means to be a friend. Where you are... Who's in your bed... The ending of Inception... I mean, damn... On a typical Friday night I am: Fuckin' her but thinkin' about you... Or playin' Scattergories with the moms... Goddamn... The most private thing I'm willing to admit I only say "no new friends" because I'm shy :-/ I'm looking for: A bad bitch to watch Orange is the New Black with. You should message me if You're a chosen one (shiksas aite too tho)... You like Canadian accents, shoot-oot to y'all... And look, for real, I am NOT looking for friends on this fuckin' site so don't even come at me with that shit, man, I'm serious. Damn... But, for real tho, all I need is a down-ass cuddle buddy.... No lie. My Details Last Online - Whenever you are, girl Ethnicity - Bar Mitzvah money like my last name Mordecai Height - Depends on wheelchair Body Type - Buff Meerkat Drinks - YOLO Drugs - YOLO Religion - YOLO (no afterlife) Education - Degrassi/the Bottom Job - Rapper. Singer. Heartbreaker. Income - 26 sittin on more than 25 mil. Pets - My emotions Speaks - The Language (fluent)