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French Kisses for Other Countries
By Caldwell Tanner
REGIONAL STYLES Use these international techniques to spice up your smooch game. French Kiss - The classic tongue touch. Don't leave first base without it. (norma kiss) French-Canadian Kiss - Politely ask for a smooch eh (guy sheepishly begging for smooch) Chinese Kiss - Show love for your countrymen by kissing all of them equally (guy kissing a huge line of people) Russian kiss - pass an ice cube back and forth until it melts , add vodka, kahlua and milk to make it a white Russian kiss. Australian Kiss: Oral sex (a kiss down under) North Korean Kiss: Brag about how great of a kisser you are, though all evidence points to the contrary. Japanese Kiss - Share a completely normal kiss that is in no way strange. ( guy kisses a giant tentacle wearing a maid costume and cat ears.)