To My Long-Term Significant Other

To My One Night Stand

To My F*ck Buddy

To My Friend-Zone Crush

To My Ex-Girlfriend's New Boyfriend

To the Family Friend My Mom Wants Me to Date

To the Coffee Shop Girl I'm Trying to Impress

To My Friend's Girlfriend

To My Coworker Crush

To the Random Person I Had a Sex Dream About

To the Person Who Just Dumped Me

To My Spouse