9 Bumper Stickers for People Who Don't Suck
By Caldwell Tanner
Less Annoying Bumper Stickers General Thought: These should all be photoshopped onto the bumpers of cars. HONK if you like NOISES - simple text with a horn graphic next to it - reference OBAMA is currently THE PRESIDENT - modeled after the NOBAMA parody bumpers I don’t have a child, but I’m still proud of all the HONOR STUDENTS out there, because good for them y’know? - modeled after one of the countless honor student bumper stickers KEEP HONKING, I’m reloading! JK I don’t own a gun, but it is your right to own one as an American citizen. Have a nice day! -based on this delightful bumper sticker 9/11 is the 11th day in September WAKE UP and LEARN how to READ A CALENDAR - based on the 9/11 was an inside job stickers. This one would feature an illustration of a calendar with that dated marked with a red X. Well Behaved Women Are Generally Nice to Be Around I Think. - based on this classic sticker. This version would feature a silhouette of a man and woman politely shaking hands. Former Baby on Board - A caution sign styled after this sticker, but with a silhouette of a full grown human waving instead. My Other Car is a very nice Mid-Size Sedan My wife drives it, but we share the lease, so I guess it’s technically “our” car. - A simple text bumper sticker modelled after this one here. How’s My Driving? Call 615-485-4733 (number can be blurred out) I’m open to critiques. We can talk about other stuff too, no pressure. - A simple text bumper like this one.